December 2011
Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.
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stopitsgingertime:
it must really suck to be a muggleborn wizard though
i mean think about it
you’re just some average kid and you find out you’re fucking magic, hey cool
but then you get shipped off to some dreary castle where all the other kids know shit you don’t and everyone wears fuck-ugly medieval robes and the teachers are decrepit and often homicidal and the classes are ridiculously...
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
So you think after killing Alduin, dragons would...
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Nope. Fucking. Every time I fast travel “RAAHHHH RAHHH WOOOSHHH IM A FUCKING DRAGON BITCH FUCK YOUR SHIT AND FUCK ALDUIN IM TOO HARD NIGGA TOO HARD RAHHHHH”. Kill it. Fucking. Steal its bones. A Bandit Chief did more damage to me than this dragon.
And then Sid was ghetto
STRIDER FAMILY ALBUM.
schim:
introducing lil man to his babysitter mrs playstation
this shit is called water
where the fuck did your diaper go
this zoo is shit all the animals are fake
what aisle are the swords in
stay over there where you will not kick me in the nuts again
one time we were dogs
its cute how he thinks he can even beat half my score
this is what we do on thursdays
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
wowfunniestposts:
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turntechgoddamnit:
commanderballsshepard:
JASOOOOON DERUUULOOOO
Watchophiuchustroll:
cancerously:
cherryredblackrom:
xorinny:
doomedmaiden:
cinnamami-san:
mookiworld:
hyacinthxpetals:
OH FUCK IT’S BACK
reblog always, this is life.
<3333333333
oh god its on my dash again WAHT DO I DO
WHAT
DO
I
DO
????
always reblog
i love THIS VIDEO
OH MAN IT’S BACK
spoiler alert I still have no idea what’s going on in this video
oh my god...
lampsarepeople2:
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WONT YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST HAD A SANDWICH
NO ORDINARY SANDWICH
A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLY FISH JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
HEY MAN YOU GOT TO TRY THIS SANDWICH
ITS NO ORDINARY SANDWICH
ITS THE TASTIEST SANDWICH IN THE SEA
SKOO BA BOO BA DOO DA DOO BI DOW YEAAAAAAAAAH
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
cumbacon:
priestmisha:
A restaurant has servers that work.
Run cold water over that burn
