March 2012
“Teri Hatcher’s Tumblr”
– Overheard from my dad
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to save his Word document periodically and his computer crashes.
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Nate keeps rubbing it in my face that his Wal-mart...
Nate’s a dick.
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me: sherlock
friends: what
me: facade
friends: what
me: homestuck
friends: what
me: flight of the conchords
friends: what
me: team fortress 2
friends: what
me: vlogbrothers
friends: what
me: why are we friends
haruchiha:
AUTOMATIC FLUSHING TOILETS ARE SATAN’S CREATION I HATE THEM THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO SCARE ME
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I just want to live in a winter wonderland.
[but not the real one outside]
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Does anyone know of a Minecraft world seed that...
I can’t seem to find any good winter biomes with villages actually in the snow.
February 2012
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I like the new icons.
They’re very colourful.
ajolote:
“I swear to god, if it’s...
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Machete Kills and Machete Kills Again
Sid: -reading an entire article about a Machete sequel-
Nate: ............ Wait, there's gonna be a second Machete?
Me: That's the entire thing that Sid just read, yes.
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)
